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Blow Job Snob – Helpful BJ Tips

So there I was, mid up-pump on his member and he’s about to go kablooey all over me if I don’t act at fast. I had been with this man for 6ish months and decided, at this very moment, that I was going to swallow his cum for the very first time. For the first time ever for that matter. I’ve never been a spit OR swallow kind of girl…I always chose to live in a universe I created where “Dodge” was an option.

Let me tell you, it’s definitely no mint chocolate chip ice cream. His cum tasted like all hell! BUT alas my feelings were strong for the man and he seemed to really dig the whole “I’m just gonna drink and digest the fruits of your pleasure via bodily fluids” for whatever reason. So in my head at that moment it was game on. I started to write a new chapter in my life…all about how to give a good blow job. I wanted to be better than good…I wanted to be a blow job guru. I started trying to find all sorts of new things to make his O better than ever. Usher was talking about me when he wrote the words “Lady in the streets and a freak in the bed”, I secretly desired for my partner to brag about our oral sex to his buddies and be the multi-faceted, talented girlfriend with the best mouth in all of the land! Me being a slave to my sexual curiosity helped me realize what he and I enjoyed most throughout all my research and experimentation. And I’ll tell you what, he liked the new between the sheets warrior that had now joined the population that was our bedroom.

How to give a good blowjob with blowjob enhancersFirst I brought in ice. I saw his eye twitch and a nervous line forming within his eyebrows but also a thirst for adventure that I could sense through his tensed muscles. Turns out he LOVED the sensation of hot to cold so rapidly. At first I would swish them around my tongue and cheeks just getting the surface area cold enough to be worth it until I learned that I could just simply keep the cubes in my mouth (stored in my cheeks like a chipmunk) and keep the frost at an all time high! For an even more enjoyable freeze for you and him, freeze grapes and try the same thing! The flavor is there for you and the perfect roundness of the fruit works miracles on his shaft.

Temperature sensations are all good and well but, if you don’t remember to use your hands, then the whole damn thing is a shipwreck…keep those babies working! I recently found that when I turn my hand backwards with my thumb on the closer side to his balls, I have much more power and it’s easier to add pressure to his most sensitive spots (not to mention it’s a killer tricep workout, for those of you ladies who want to avoid that son of a bitch known as the fat induced jiggle wave).

Another great discovery was what my best friend and I deemed The French Press, however, Urban Dictionary is sure to battle me on this definition. Essentially the idea is to create a severe suction on the top inch of his penis by pushing the tip on the roof of my mouth and suctioning without further movement. This little trick sent my man into a tizzy – especially when we found just the right amount of suction he desired. How did we do this you ask? A little trial and error? Gauged by moans and gasps in his breath perhaps? Perhaps, not. I decided to take a much more bold and erotic route on this particular journey. Instead of just hoping that I would figure it out, I decided to put my middle figure in his mouth when I did this particular move and instructed him to suck on my finger with the amount of enthusiasm and ferocity that he desired and I told him that I would mirror him…if he were to suck harder, I would follow suit. This communication worked wonders for us and I recommend it highly to any couple that are consistently working to improve their sex life.

Although I’m no longer with this particular mate, I took my journey of how to give a good blow job onward to present my powers to the many other stray cocks around my beautiful city. In a perfect world, I would be a perfect girl who never had a prob with any blow job. I suppose you could call me a blow job snob.

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